Boston trades pick for financial stability

The Boston Bruins, who are currently under fiscal constraint and time management issues due to travel considerations, made a decision to trade their fifth round pick this morning.

Upon discussing the availability of the pick with various GMs of CLUTCH, the decision was an easy one.

JKM Henry of the Washington Capitals prepared the most appealing offer for the Round Five selection, totalling $2,000,000. This amount nearly trippled the funds the Boston franchise had on hand.

Prior team management of the Bruins - who are celebrating the eightieth anniversary of the 1925 Bruins team, wearing the logo at right on their alternative third jersey - performed such fiscal mismanagement that the new regime was behind the eight ball from the beginning. After resigning just a few key players, the team found themselves with less than $1 million on hand, and then spent all funds received for emergency blogging in matching Tim Connolly's offer from the venerable St. Louis Blues franchise.

Thus, the choice was an easy necessity. Boston Bruins management hopes the fifth round selection performs well for Washington.