Rumor - Bruins GM rushed to hospital

Unconfirmed reports from Kernersville, North Carolina report that paramedics have been dispatched to the Comfort Suites to resuscitate a guest of the hotel, ultimately transporting him to a nearby hospital.

A chambermaid at the hotel told one reporter on the scene that the guest was found, slumped over at his desk, with the CLUTCH Junior standings page open. Highlighted on the page was the row reading "BOSTONJr - W2"

Speculation has indicated that the guest may be JB Anderson, the General Manager of the Providence team. Other reports and files found on his desk indicate this may have been a result of shock. A half written Word documented expressed the words "unfound joy" and "sheer amazement that the piece of shit Jordan Sigalet could actually block more than just his teammates' ability to score with local waitresses."