Team clears Wal-Mart Bonus

The Boston Bruins received official word from Arkansas today that they had achieved the first hurdle of the Wal-Mart Scoring Bonus.

By scoring two hundred goals on the season, the team will receive a cool $1 million bonus at year-end.

General Manager Joshua Anderson, who had fought hard among upper management to apply for the bonus program, was all smiles when the call came in from Bentonville.

"We thought it would be struggle, and by no means, was it easy. We may be lacking that one premier goal scoring threat," Anderson said, "but we're pleased to have five guys who have broken the twenty-goal plateau. We feel by year end, we have a shot at four thirty goal scorers, which would be an accomplishment given our putrid offensive output at the beginning of the year."

The team anticipates using the funds towards off-season resigning bonuses.