Clutch Opens Investigation

With rumours running rampant on the west coast Ryan Longer sent deputy Scott Edwards to look into allegations of hookers seen in Canucks dressing room after last game.Edwards was quoted as saying "im the man to dig deep into these seemy dark places and clean this shit up".

Once his jet landed in Detroit he was met by Canucks gm Blkhawk who quickly led him off in his limo.As theyt crossed the border heading to Windsor a confused Edwards asked where we heading?.Blkhawk answered "im taking you to our pre game function so you can see the boys pre game rituael before the big game". Edwards seemed pleased with this answer and was looking forward to meeting the west coast jr,s.
As they pulled up to the Gold Club gentlemans club a puzzled look came across the meek league official.They were greeted by 2 sultry blondes who whisked Mr Edward,s away as Blkhawks looked on with a wry smile on his face.A club official was later seen heading to the VIP room with a camera. More to come on this story.
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