Healer Brings Aflie's Groin to Back to Life

Thanks to the magic hands of the world reknowned healing specialist Dr. Frakoonstain, Daniel Alfredsson returns to the Rangers line up for their next game.

"I was worried I'd be out for the season," said a clearly relieved looking Alfredsson. "We did some pretty intense work on the muscles and they healed right up."

"Vee deed some vewy intense and experimental verk," explained Dr. Frakoonstain to the media. "I haf been verking on developing new methods and techniques in zee area of tissue regeneration for some years now UNT I am happy to report zee procedure vas a success. Vee subjected zee patient to intense electro magnetic charges unt he has recovered veeks ahead of schedule."

"I have to admit the procedure was no fun," shuddered Alfredsson. "I was even a little scared, I have to admit, when he strapped me to that table and raised me up through the roof of his castle during the lightning storm. I remember a flash of light and then everything was dark. I woke up 3 days later."

"Eet vas incredible to see my verk come to fruition. Zees procedure ees dee first of eets kind."

"I'm really happy to be back," said Alfredsson. "I know what you're thinking so before you ask I'll just tell you: Yes the bolts in my neck are permanent."