Rioting destroys Leafs team car, will send bill to league.

The Toronto Maple Leafs need to buy themselves a new team car after another delay of CLUTCH games set off wide spread rioting. In Toronto fans showed up for the game but were met with a locked arena. Fans quickly became unruly and began to cause damage. They took their rage out by locating the Leaf GM's car and completely destroying it. Its bad timing for the cash strapped Leafs who have been selling off top players in order to get some fiscal restraint and try to save money for the future.

They will be billing the league for this inconvenience since it was the Commish's recent pledge that games would resume last night, which did not start up again, that sent the fans over the edge. Their new team car will be a Bugatti Veyron 16.4. **below**


At a hefty price tag of $1,192,057, this makes this the most expensive car in the world. When asked if this was reasonable , the Leafs GM had this to say......

"" He's lucky there are teams left to send in bill requisitions for!!!. Anyway, have you seen his new house? This is just a drop in the bucket for him. Regardless, its not our fault he cant pay someone to get his internet working. Talk about cheap!. Why not let one of his Malaysian maids do it?? ""

The gm did have a back up plan incase the commish balks at the request. They will buy the Indian built marvel Trygo-X, which at a cost of $1,300, makes it the cheapest car in the world.


Only the best for these Leafs!.