Lightning strikes... yet again

"Jesus F'ing Christ.... that (censored) mother (censored) (censored) Bruce (censored) (censored) Sprackman and his (censored) freaking goat (censored) man (censored) (censored) loving (censored) Lighting. (censored) ri(censored)ulous, I say!"

Yup... the Bruins lost... again.

To the Lighting... again.

In a blowout... again.

And Mario Lemieux rode the Bruins' goalies like a porn actress rides her co-star in the fluffer scenes - hard, fast, and with lots of excitement, all until the moment the red light goes off.

Again.

Andrew Raycroft lasted only twenty-four minutes before having to pull out - or twelve times longer than Pete, according to his girlfriend. Eric Brewer broke the scoring seal with a power play goal at 04:47 of the first period, with Mario Lemieux notching his lone assist of the night.

Six minutes later, Lemieux scored his thirty-first goal of the year, fed by Kyle Calder. For good measure, he tacked on number thirty-two less than three minutes later, as the Lightning broke the period up 3-0.

In the second period Eric Brewer struck quickly once again, scoring his second of the game at 03:19. Justin Williams compounded the deficit with a goal forty-five second later, chasing Andrew Raycroft for Joh Grahame, who calmed down the defense and slowed down the game. Keith Tkachuk tallied his twenty-second goal of the year at the 16:58 mark to close the gap to four.

For good measure, Milan Hejduk added a sixth goal in the third period to end the humiliation of the once-proud Bruins franchise. Obviously, the Lightning swept all three game stars (Lemieux, Brewer, J. Williams) as they sent almost seventeen thousand Bruins fans home disappointed.

The Bruins were once again held to less than twenty-five shots. The team will travel to Toronto next to face the Maple Leafs as they desperately claw to hold on to their playoff spot.