Jose joins Canucks

The Vancouver Canucks have traded for a suposedly #1 goalie.Jose Theodore and his pimp lifestyle will at least add some spark to G M Blkhawks life.Along with Jose the Canucks leader is loking forward to spending time with the snatch flashing Paris.If this doesnt show our youngsters what can be had with some wins nothing will.
The Canucks said farewell to veteran defenceman Aaron Ward and Byron Defoe.We wish them well in Motown. Blkhawk was unavailable for comment but was seen heading into a hotel room with a night vision camera.