Shocking News out of Ottawa today!

Now that we have your attention; GM Schmucky officially announced today that the Senators are willing to move almost ANYONE out of Ottawa in order to improve their team. When asked why GM Schmucky said, "Do you even have to ask? We have been terrible lately! We have switched the lines as many ways as possible. We have tried almost everything possible. There comes a time when you have to move people and we feel that now is that time.

The Senators have a terrible 11 20 and 4 record and that is below expectations, "We were hoping to be at least competitive. We knew we were a young, developing team but this is disgusting. The fans will not stand for this and neither will we." Schmucky remarked.

The Sens have announced that the young, fiery center Pierre Marc Bouchard, solid dman Ryan Whitney and partner Filip Novak are among the only untouchables on the roster.

Guys like Ryder, Morrison, Nedved, Selanne and pretty much all of the roster besides the above three are available for deals that will improve the team. This includes all goaltenders and farm players as well. To inquire please msg Schmucky on mirc or email him at jasonschmuck@hotmail.com.

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