New Reviewer in Town

Bruins General Manager Joshua Anderson has accepted an appointment to be a trade reviewer for the CLUTCH league.

"I appreciate the honor in having been selected by Commissioner Long, and intend to give this position the respect it deserves. Commissioner Long has wrangled this league into fine shape, with the exception of the open teams and the GMs who are on their way to being fired, as well as the hiring of Earl, but by and large things are heading in the right direction. When he called on me, I felt a duty to answer the call."

When asked for comments, Commissioner Ryan Long shrugged his shoulders and said "Well... he seems like he was enough of a sap to go along with it. So why not, you know?"

Anderson's first day on the job will be Wednesday, May 31st. At this time, there are no trades pending approval, as the Capitals-Penguins deal was rejected Tuesday morning.