Oleg Saprykin Found?

The continued search for Oleg Saprykin has taken a turn for the worse, as Coast Guard officials have contacted Boston Bruin officials, as well as his representative agent, about a showing.

While no word has been made official, one leaked report said that the Coast Guard fished out of the water Saprykin's jacket, wallet, and Rollex watch - a fake he had purchased on a road game trip to New York City for only thirty dollars, unknowingly - about two miles down river from the crash site.

Contacted for comment, GM Joshua Anderson would only issue a stern "No comment at this time." His agents issued a similar comment, and teammate Lars Jonnson, caught outside the arena following the morning skate around, grimaced when hearing about the Rollex. "Oleg loved that stupid thing," he said. "Wow... I mean.... " he trailed off, then wandered away.