Breaking News - Saprykin's plane crashes

In breaking news of relevance to Boston fans, the plane Oleg Saprykin boarded to flee the tyrannical Bruins management has crashed at sea.

Approximately twenty-five minutes after leaving Boston, the plane called in and reported lost pressurization and other technical aviation things. The plane then slipped under the radar. Rescue boats and helicopters were dispatched at once, where they immediately began pulling people from the choppy water.

At this time, all of the one hundred forty-eight passengers and crew have been accounted for - except for Saprykin. Several of the rescuees reported seeing him in the airport waiting area, but reports of his being on board were sketchy. One stewardess, speaking on the condition of anonymity, reported having sat on his lap in first class as they waited to taxi from the gate.

Another passenger who claimed to be a Bruins season ticket holder, though, told one reporter Saprykin had gotten off the plane as the kitchen crew wheeled out the empty carts which had brought refreshments on board. While police interview others at Logan International Airport, though, the Coast Guard is treating this as a search and rescue.