Matt Walker - Still Available

Matt Walker, the defensive stalwart who has served the Bruins faithfully despite putting his own self in peril numerous times, remains on the Boston trading block.

"We remain adament we will not deal anyone else until Matt Walker is moved." GM Joshua Anderson stated. "While we are open to packaging him with something else - the RFA rights to that bastard Oleg Saprykin, for one - Matt Walker must go."

When pushed for why Walker HAD to be dealt first, Anderson replied with a smirk, "Because I said so, slapass. At this point, it is just a matter of bullheadedness on my part. Now - how about a fourth rounder for him?"