The Secret of Chits

Paul Chitsos is a scourge on the league that has been allowed to continue for too long.

It is with a heavy heart, thus, that I must spill the beans on his deep dark secret - Paul Chitsos is an 8 year old blond italian girl.

To the right you will see a copy of his artwork posted on an Italian grade school site, found via google. Notice the text - "I eat chips and write Chits".

Obviously, this is an allusion to Paul's love for potato chips - well documented over the seasons - and his long-used screen name, Chits. Notice, also, the large blonde pony tail.

Now, while this news may excite some in the league to learn that Chits is an underage tennybopper (not naming any names of course...) Many of the rest of us feel betrayed by having heard his tales of drunken debauchery.

As such, I challenge this "Chits" to an arm wrestling match, time and place to be determined. Will "Chits" be brave enough to show? I doubt it. "He" will probably be drawing pictures and playing with Barbie dolls