Junior Capitals Drop High-Scoring Opener
Instead of our normal report, we have this piece from the Gansta News:
Junior Capitals Drop Saggin' Gangsta
The Washington Junior Capitals lost a wild 6-5 game ta tha Tampa Bay Junior Lightn'n in tha season opena fo` bizzoth teams fo yo bitch ass. Fabien Laniel led tha way fo` Washington wit two goals in jiznust eight minutes of action .
Tampa opened tha scor'n in tha fizzay period when Kanko netted fizzle Artukhin n Beaverson at 5:22. The Lightn'n extended tha lead ta 2-0 four minutes lata on Smolynizzles goal fizzle Femenella n Bergfors. It looked like tha rizzy was one wizzle Goertzen made it 3-0, but a major penalty ta Artukhin turned th'n around fo` Washington. Branko Radivojizzles scored on tha brotha play from Andrew Joudrey n Zbynek Novak ta git tha Capitals bizzay in tha action.
Washington made it 3-2 early in tha second period when novak scored fizzy patrick osullivan n jakub cutta. a double minor ta laniel temporarily halted tha rally, but motherfucka cappin' off tha penalties, tha capitals rallied witta cracka play goal of they own. this time it was osullivan scor'n F-R-to-tha-izzom brizzett carson n matthew hansen at 10:56. washington had a couple more chances wit tha dawg advantage lata in tha period, but tha special teams failed ta convert.
Tampa Bay regained tha lead wanna be gangsta jizzy 1:25 of tha third period on Cibas goal frizzom Soucy n Carva. Pimp a F-to-tha-izzight between OSullivan n Artukhin, tha Lightn'n made it 5-3 through Milley fizzy Cibak n Femenella. Once again tha Capitals fought bizzack, n Laniel scored his first of tha game jizzy 21 seconds afta Milleys goal. Joudrey n Ivan Baranka assisted on tha tally. Washinton then wizzy on tha playa play, but good penalty cappin' by Tampa Bay kept tha Caps off tha board like old skool shit. The Dippin' tizzle advantage of tha change in momentum by ballin' they sizzixth goal of tha gizzle as Solarev fired one into tha biznack of tha net from Lynch n Carva at 17:25. Washington pulled a gizzy back at 18:19 whiznen Laniel scored his second fizzy Hansen n Siarhei Kolasau, but it was not enough to increase tha peace.
Brad Blingin' stopped 25 shots in tha loss. Daniel Taylor mizzy five saves on six shots in relief cuz its a pimp thang. Temme Lassil had 23 saves fo` Tampa in tha win.
Washington visits Minnesota on Day 2.
Junior Capitals Drop Saggin' Gangsta
The Washington Junior Capitals lost a wild 6-5 game ta tha Tampa Bay Junior Lightn'n in tha season opena fo` bizzoth teams fo yo bitch ass. Fabien Laniel led tha way fo` Washington wit two goals in jiznust eight minutes of action .Tampa opened tha scor'n in tha fizzay period when Kanko netted fizzle Artukhin n Beaverson at 5:22. The Lightn'n extended tha lead ta 2-0 four minutes lata on Smolynizzles goal fizzle Femenella n Bergfors. It looked like tha rizzy was one wizzle Goertzen made it 3-0, but a major penalty ta Artukhin turned th'n around fo` Washington. Branko Radivojizzles scored on tha brotha play from Andrew Joudrey n Zbynek Novak ta git tha Capitals bizzay in tha action.
Washington made it 3-2 early in tha second period when novak scored fizzy patrick osullivan n jakub cutta. a double minor ta laniel temporarily halted tha rally, but motherfucka cappin' off tha penalties, tha capitals rallied witta cracka play goal of they own. this time it was osullivan scor'n F-R-to-tha-izzom brizzett carson n matthew hansen at 10:56. washington had a couple more chances wit tha dawg advantage lata in tha period, but tha special teams failed ta convert.
Tampa Bay regained tha lead wanna be gangsta jizzy 1:25 of tha third period on Cibas goal frizzom Soucy n Carva. Pimp a F-to-tha-izzight between OSullivan n Artukhin, tha Lightn'n made it 5-3 through Milley fizzy Cibak n Femenella. Once again tha Capitals fought bizzack, n Laniel scored his first of tha game jizzy 21 seconds afta Milleys goal. Joudrey n Ivan Baranka assisted on tha tally. Washinton then wizzy on tha playa play, but good penalty cappin' by Tampa Bay kept tha Caps off tha board like old skool shit. The Dippin' tizzle advantage of tha change in momentum by ballin' they sizzixth goal of tha gizzle as Solarev fired one into tha biznack of tha net from Lynch n Carva at 17:25. Washington pulled a gizzy back at 18:19 whiznen Laniel scored his second fizzy Hansen n Siarhei Kolasau, but it was not enough to increase tha peace.
Brad Blingin' stopped 25 shots in tha loss. Daniel Taylor mizzy five saves on six shots in relief cuz its a pimp thang. Temme Lassil had 23 saves fo` Tampa in tha win.
Washington visits Minnesota on Day 2.
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