Mark Lohaus, Man AND Gentleman

Well, I shot my mouth (shock) and now must pay the piper. With apologies to Crosby, Stills, and/or Nash... I present "Lohaus", set to the tune of "Our House". It probably sounds a lot better if you're stoned like they were all the time...

You lit the goallight
I'll count the pucks in the net
All that you scored verse me

Staring at the ice
For hours and hours
While I listen to you
Scream your stats
All night long at me
Taunting me

Go to hell now
And rest your voice for just a few minutes
Sure your team is good
The offense is a boom
The defense is unpenetrated
No Bruins got past them
No offense for me
none for me

Loooooohaus is a very very good GM
With lots of points on the board
The Canes started to snore
The game was easy
against the Brus
And Lohaus la,la,la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....

Loooooohaus is a very very good GM
With lots of points on the board
The Canes started to snore
The game was easy
against the Brus