Panthers Goalies To See Healing Specialist

FLORIDA - The Florida Panthers Gm Michael Perrault was fuming after last nights 3-1 win against the Tampa Bay Lightning. Why you may ask...after all his team won....It wasn't about the victory...it was about the recent assault on his goalies.

"I have never seen such thuggary against goalies and the refs don't see f*&k all. In the St. Louis game the other night Storr gets slashed and it was a baseball type swing and he is injured with a bruised elbow. No F&%K ING CALL. Then last night I was having a casual conversation with Bruce Sprackman the Lightning GM and I thought he was joking when he said that his team was going to go after the goalie....we chuckled but I am not F%&*ING laughing now. I brought up Donald Choukalos to play and what happens.....THEY BREAK HIS WRIST. WHAT THE F*&^K AND NO PENALTY. Since when in a league that says its the best league in the world is it ok to use your stick to break bones. BULLSHIT"

The GM stormed from the podium without taking any questions. We have learned through our sources that both Jamie Storr (pictured on right) and Donald Choukalos will be sent to see leading Healing Specialist Dr. Fix It (pictured left)

"I have been asked by Mr. Perrault to evaluate and fix up his players. I assured them they would be as good as new after they come and see me."

Jamie Storr should be available in a couple days and Donald will be sent back down to play for the Imps.

For the time being Andrew Allen has been called up to back up Roberto Loungo in tonight's match up against the San Jose Sharks.