Sens GM makes HUGE deal while in Vegas

While GM Schmucky was gambling the Franchise fortune and looking at big tittied bitches, the JR Sens were making mega waves in the CLUTCH JR league. The Sens have made a late surge to take 1st overall in the JR league. With just 4 games remaining the Sens have a slim 1 point lead on the Philly JR squad, 3 on those pesky isles and 2 on the Flames. The Sens have their sights set on the league title as they look to their big guns to lead them to the playoffs in 1st place.

The big news out of Ottawa was the trade for superstar RW Alexei Kovalev. Schmucky was looking for a franchise player to lead the team next year and he got it. Kovalev possesses the kind of skill the Sens were missing this year and the team is delighted to have him aboard. It is expecte d that Kovy will rest the remainder of the season being that he is injured and the team does not want to see any long term effects since their season is wrapped up anyways.

Losing young star Andreas Holmqvist is the price you pay to pick up a star. Holmqvist is one of the most promising young Dmen in the league and will be sorely missed. The Sens, however, have good young talent at D with Whitney and Novak to lead them into the future.

Jere Lehtinen was acquired by the Sens earlier this season to give them a much needed defensive forward. However, Jere has been a great disappointment and the Sens did not hesitate to replace him with Kovy.

The organization wishes them well in Vancouver and hopes that Kovy will be the new face of the Sens future!