Canuck,s under investigation after win in Detroit
(Hockey Buzz) by UGHlund
Some little birdie told me to look out for a major announcement from the Clutch management regarding bounty,s and excessive alcoholism by the Vancouver Jr team.The media covering this series has been reporting stripers, lots of beer being seen in the dressing room.But clutch got involved when reporter Howard Burger who usually follows the laffs heard gm Blkhawk praise tyler Redenbach and give hime a wad of cash for beating Bykow to a bloody pulp.
Scott Edwards was sent out to find out what was going on but was last seeen in a Gentlemans club with upper management of the Canucks.Well after the win in Detroit that put the Canucks up 3-2 the media was banned from the dressing room.An enraged Blkhawk was heard screaming at Burger saying"you fuckin have no buisness following my team go back to Toronto and stick your nose up those guys asses".
The Canucks were then snuck on to a bus and rushed to the private jet for there trip back to Vancouver.The media was banned from the flight and while looking out at the tarmac 2 limo,s pulled up.A harem of young beauty,s were led from the 1st onto the plane and in the 2nd a willowy figure was helped by 2 large men who were obviously carrying the passed out man onto the plane.
Reporters were trying to get a picture of the man who they think is the league deputy Scott Edwards that hasnt been seen since early afternoon in windsor.When informed of this Ryan Longer got on the phone to the RCMP and told them that when the plane lands in Vancouver to make sure Edwards is safe and sound.These new owners nowadays dont respect the authority of our league a sadened Longer was overheard saying to his busty secretary.
Ucklund will guess what is gonna happen next i mean will follow this story closely.Stay tuned.By the way Canuck Jrs are up 3-2 heading home.
Some little birdie told me to look out for a major announcement from the Clutch management regarding bounty,s and excessive alcoholism by the Vancouver Jr team.The media covering this series has been reporting stripers, lots of beer being seen in the dressing room.But clutch got involved when reporter Howard Burger who usually follows the laffs heard gm Blkhawk praise tyler Redenbach and give hime a wad of cash for beating Bykow to a bloody pulp.
Scott Edwards was sent out to find out what was going on but was last seeen in a Gentlemans club with upper management of the Canucks.Well after the win in Detroit that put the Canucks up 3-2 the media was banned from the dressing room.An enraged Blkhawk was heard screaming at Burger saying"you fuckin have no buisness following my team go back to Toronto and stick your nose up those guys asses".
The Canucks were then snuck on to a bus and rushed to the private jet for there trip back to Vancouver.The media was banned from the flight and while looking out at the tarmac 2 limo,s pulled up.A harem of young beauty,s were led from the 1st onto the plane and in the 2nd a willowy figure was helped by 2 large men who were obviously carrying the passed out man onto the plane.
Reporters were trying to get a picture of the man who they think is the league deputy Scott Edwards that hasnt been seen since early afternoon in windsor.When informed of this Ryan Longer got on the phone to the RCMP and told them that when the plane lands in Vancouver to make sure Edwards is safe and sound.These new owners nowadays dont respect the authority of our league a sadened Longer was overheard saying to his busty secretary.
Ucklund will guess what is gonna happen next i mean will follow this story closely.Stay tuned.By the way Canuck Jrs are up 3-2 heading home.
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