Who Was That Masked Man?
The New York Rangers General Manager made a surprise appearance at the entry draft this week although no one knew about it until after. A burly wrestler calling himself "TutKama UKama" was seen roaming the draft room floor and wearing a Rangers cape and professing to be "The Future Heavyweight New York Apple Stanley Cup Champion of the World."
The mysterious wrestler tried to engage first round draft pick Evgeni Malkin in a pose down and strode throught he draft room bellowing "Go Rangers GO" and singing the Star Spangeled Banner.
He was eventually escorted form the building after putting the league president into an arm bar.
When the mad wrestler was finally unmasked at the police station it turned out to be the General Manager of the Rangers. He was eventually stunned into sedation by a taser as he refused to stop screaming "With the 54th pick of the draft the Rangers select Eric Lindros!"
Look for another interesting year from the pychologically damaged GM.
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