New General Manager for Coyotes

Phoenix (AP) - The Phoenix Coyotes announced last night that they came to terms with Chris McMath on the General Manager's position for the club.

General Manager McMath said (we suspect he was drunk) "F***ing A I'm going to make this team better, Very few players will be safe from a trade. Even Niklas "Just give me the Norris Trophy" Lidstrom can be traded."

McMath is known for his wild mood swings, trash talk and bevy of trading he can and most often do. He looks at the phoenix team as a team with weakness in forward Depth. With solid building block he plans on building the Defence around Mattias Ohlund & Sami Salo.