Bruins announce autograph sessions

The Boston Bruins announced today that they would have pre-game player autograph sessions before their next five home games. The autograph tables will include Bruins star Matt at every game, as the team is paying him to do jack squat now that his season – and possibly his career – have been devestated by the Detroit Red Wings. Jochan Hecht will join Walker (pictured at right before his horrific injury) outside Section 103 on the main level of the Fleet Center concourse for the first session.

"Creating the pre-game player autograph sessions is our way of thanking Boston Bruin fans, some of the best and proudest in all of professional hockey," stated Special Assistant to the General Manager, Alison List.

Players will sign for one hour prior to the face-off for each game, with the exact dates and line ups to be announced. It is expected, however, that Keth Tkachuk, Andy McDonald, John Grahame, and Sean Brown will tentatively participate with Walker.