Poisoning Confirmed in New York!

Jocelyn Thilbault fell ill last night and blood test returned positive for rare and little known poison that was developed during the cold war by the U.S. goverment. Difficult to detect and producing symptoms similar to the flu it is rumoured to have been used by spies during the late 50's and early 60's to poison top Russian officials. Its very existence was denied by the U.S. Government this very incident.

"We are shocked and appalled that such an incident would ever take place," said a clearly shaken GM Burns. "This is heinous, evil, despicable, unprecdented in it's audacity, and absolutely horrifying! We will not stop until the culprit is brought to justice."

"In fact," he went on to say, " I have a few guesses for you right here myself. "We don't have proof but obviously Mike Dunham was poisoned as well so all you media types can stop going on about how our goalies are poisoning each other. I'll tell who who it was. Who stands to gain the most if our goalies go down?"

"I TELL YA WHO! LOHAUS! BUDSFAN! AND JB HAWKS! They were the guys chasing us all year or me chasing them whatever I don't care I want an inquiry into this or I'll start shootin!"

Burns continued to scream and was escorted from the room.

A full inquiry is expected.