Tyson Strachan has successful camp

This weekend, Tyson Strachan completed his attendance in the Discipline camp. Unbeknownest to many, the camp was hosted by Scott Stevens. It turns out, the camp was not about how to be more disciplined, but how to get away with being undisciplined.

Truly, who is better to teach players how to make the accepted, but not in the books, hits that will be gotten away with - AND make you thought of as a deity among the league? No one other than Scott Stevens, that's who, a man who has vehment defenders and haters - still - related to the Paul Kariya hit.

Strachan has accumulated almost three minutes of penalties per game, despite having limited opportunities playing on the third defensive line. He was rated at the pre-draft combines as being in the lower forty percent of all defensive prospects in discipline, so this comes as no surprise to almost anyone.

"We made the decision to send Ty to the discipline camp because, while we know he will not automatically leap to the top of the charts, he should show some improvement and maybe curtail the craziness a bit. We're pleased with his results for the cost," GM Joshua Anderson said.

Scott Stevens, asked for his evaluation of Strachan, cracked his grimace briefly to say that he was not as disappointed as he expected to be. "For a player of his size, he should establish himself better. But his sloppy techniques get him penalized four out of five times. Hopefully, he'll take away something of value and only get whistled seven out of ten times in the future."