"Razor Crew" night a success, Gillette says

In an official statement from Gillette, Robert Kraft called the Company-sponsored Andrew Raycroft Razor Crew night a "rousing success" and a testament to fine play. Asked if Mr. Kraft had seen the game, the spokesperson from the Company said no, but they had heard Raycroft did not allow a goal, which "certainly sounds like a good thing, right?"

When told of the injury to Raycroft, the spokesperson smiled, then said "well - I believe it was proven that Andrew and the Fusion are both sharp when not broken - a lesson for all the kids out there that if your Fusion breaks, replace it only with another Fusion or the results may be less than desired."