Bruins emerge from hibernation

After a several month delay, the Boston Bruins have emerged from hibernation to discover they missed very little.

"Wow... I mean, for as long as we slept, we figured something would have gone on. Guess not..." said Bruin the Brown Bear, team mascot.

"Good to see we have not yet lost anyone though. Well, excpet for that Columbus Blue Jackets GM, but he seemed to be a putz anyway. Who quits in a huff like that? How about we bring back Tom? I'm kinda hungry, and he looks like he has some meat on him." Bruin the Brown Bear continued.

As Bruin rubbed the sleep out of his eyes - which, pardon the pun, is a bear to do after several months - he blinked a couple of times. "I had no idea we were hanging out in the GFHL. Who is teaching Ryan how to run this place? George Bush?"

Reading the message board, Bruin the Brown Bear decided it was time for him to go back to sleep. "Wake me when we're ready to go," he mumbled.