Bruins license plates now available

The Boston Bruins license plates are on the road!. Beyond the fact that the plate looks good, there are now collector's editions bearing the scarlett V for the violations! More importnatly, it serves a very important purpose - all proceeds from the sale of the "Invest in Hockey" plate go directly to obtaining a skilled pair of defensemen.

The plates cost $40, of which $30 of the purchase price will go directly to Bs Hockey, Inc, a for-profit affiliate of GM Joshua Anderson. The remaining $10 is a one-time only cost to cover manufacturing expenses, which is ran in a small plant by his brother. Upon renewal of the plates, the entire $40 will likely go to strippers.

Money raised through the "Invest in Hockey" initiative has helped pay for (censored), which directly benefits the Bruins team. Money raised has also been used to help raise the spectator conduct code, through the use of taser distributed to ushers.

You can purchase your Boston Bruins "Invest in Hockey" license plate at all full-service Registry branches.

Get your Bruins plates today, or renew them, and you will continue to help our people do slightly devious things. Thank you for investing in Bruins' hockey - as if we did not gouge you enough at the concession line.