Poo continues to rain on Bruins fans
"This is damned near ridiculous," GM Joshua Anderson muttered as he left the Fleet Center. "Prior total mismanagement, as well as a coach who no longer meets our playing style, leave us hogtied. The people of Boston need to understand we're wholly and entirely screwed. Hey - NO PICTURES! This team does not deserve pictures!"
"Whatever moron gave Tkachuk $8 million, and Bill Guerin $6 million, deserves to be strung by his short and curlies. His total fiscal mismanagement has left this team hamstrung and unable to make moves, nor to do anything worth somewhat competent adjustments of on ice talent. Fourteen million to two players who have combined for nine points - and Tkachuk has yet to score a freakin GOAL in eleven games on the first line!" Anderson continued. "Of course, since Guerin can not keep his sorry ass from sitting in the penalty box, that certainly hamstrings his efforts as well."
Anderson ranted on, "Short term? I don't know what the hell we're going to do. We're not going to win dickall this year, it is painfully obvious. I refuse to start dealing picks and all the hope of the future just to get to fifteen wins, but losing every night sure as shit sucks too. But offensively, one of the assholes needs to step it up a bit. Seventeen shots on goal is absolutely pathetic, you nancies."
The comments came on the heels of a 4-1 loss to the San Jose Sharks, who now sit 7-3-1, while the Bruins fall to 1-10 on the season. For the third consecutive game, the Bruins team fought to a draw, disappointing those in attendance.
Anderson was overheard yelling at Robbie Ftorek "I guess Raycroft's talk of a turning point was a load of crap. We'll see how he enjoys his view from the bench. Now you figure out a way to turn this ship around! I'd of fired your butt weeks ago, but Commissioner Ryan said that I cannot because someone fouled up the coaches here, so that's the only thing saving your butt! Now get these guys in gear!"
Apparently, the dangling of Jamie Rivers on the trade market is bearing little fruit. On the plus side, Matt Walker continues to improve in his recovery efforts from the debilitating game one injury that set the tone for the season. He is expected to return in about three months, team doctors estimate.
"Whatever moron gave Tkachuk $8 million, and Bill Guerin $6 million, deserves to be strung by his short and curlies. His total fiscal mismanagement has left this team hamstrung and unable to make moves, nor to do anything worth somewhat competent adjustments of on ice talent. Fourteen million to two players who have combined for nine points - and Tkachuk has yet to score a freakin GOAL in eleven games on the first line!" Anderson continued. "Of course, since Guerin can not keep his sorry ass from sitting in the penalty box, that certainly hamstrings his efforts as well."
Anderson ranted on, "Short term? I don't know what the hell we're going to do. We're not going to win dickall this year, it is painfully obvious. I refuse to start dealing picks and all the hope of the future just to get to fifteen wins, but losing every night sure as shit sucks too. But offensively, one of the assholes needs to step it up a bit. Seventeen shots on goal is absolutely pathetic, you nancies."
The comments came on the heels of a 4-1 loss to the San Jose Sharks, who now sit 7-3-1, while the Bruins fall to 1-10 on the season. For the third consecutive game, the Bruins team fought to a draw, disappointing those in attendance.
Anderson was overheard yelling at Robbie Ftorek "I guess Raycroft's talk of a turning point was a load of crap. We'll see how he enjoys his view from the bench. Now you figure out a way to turn this ship around! I'd of fired your butt weeks ago, but Commissioner Ryan said that I cannot because someone fouled up the coaches here, so that's the only thing saving your butt! Now get these guys in gear!"
Apparently, the dangling of Jamie Rivers on the trade market is bearing little fruit. On the plus side, Matt Walker continues to improve in his recovery efforts from the debilitating game one injury that set the tone for the season. He is expected to return in about three months, team doctors estimate.
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