Bruins receive response from league

After requesting a formal inquiry by the league to investigate the Hurricanes use of an excessive number of players, the Boston Bruins hockey club management received a formal response from the league offices via courier today.

"To the Hockey Club of Boston -

Shut the fuck up and worry about why your team sucks more than Jonathan Martell on Fifty Cent Appletini Night at the Gay Biker Bar.

Sincerely,

CLUTCH Management"

The only response from General Manager Joshua Anderson was "Pfffft.... that's what I figured they'd say" as he crumbled up the letter and threw it away.