Set to "shuffle"


Moving to right wing will be Petr Sykora the younger, who played the position extensively during his developmental years. He had been lining at center for the Bruins to exploit... something. Previous management set him there for reasons unbeknownest to the current regime. It is also hoped that the wing will encourage him to regrow his mullet.

Moving to left wing will be current scratch Matt Hartigan. It is difficult to determine if Mr. Hartigan actually exists, as searches of multiple sites came up with any evidence, but it appears he may have once played under the pseudonym of Mark Hartigan at St. Cloud State, where he averaged almost 1.5 points a game playing on the left wing.
Bruins General Manager, Joshua Anderson, told the media member in attendance "We hope this will serve to be a more efficient use of cash flow and better meet our team's needs. By shuffling players to either wing, we'll be able to send at least two players to the farm for continued seasoning, and hopefully, development. We also believe the players replacing them - Sykora and Hartigan - will show an improvement on the ice which will translate to victories. Of course, this is all speculative, and we'll see how things pan out."
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