Bruins fined (again)

After a number of profane observations were made concerning Ryan Long and Mark Lohaus as part of a rant about too-many-men-dressed, the Boston Bruins management has been leveled a second fine of an undisclosed amount.

"How ironic, huh?" asked GM Joshua Anderson. "I raise the question about Lohaus dressing too many men, and get fined. However, if I were to discuss the real issue of Ryan and Mark - and that is their desire to UNdress men - I would likely receive a fine as well. Quite the quandry, quite the quandry..."

As reporters chuckled, Anderson continued, "I guess this just proves what I said before. Carolina knew it was safe to act as it wanted. No action was taken by league management, though this likely has a big effect on the playoff picture. Guess when you're designed like a Dyson vacuum... "

Amazingly, once again, the microphone cut out.