Bruins enjoy two days off....

After a torrid schedule that left a substantial drain on the team's energy - though boosted their place in the standings - the Bruins are enjoying two days off.

Andrew Raycroft will be locked in a room and the team is considering tying him to the bed. He is under strict orders to not move and to do nothing but rest. He is not even allowed to be on top when he sleeps with his wife - strictly cowboy-style.

Matt Walker is also resting up as he returns from his debilitating injury, but he is trying to show he is capable of playing again, and prove he is worthy of it.

Keith Tkachuk, Shawn McEachern, and Brian Rolston will be attending a remedial goal scoring glass, in which they will practice for two hours shooting at an empty net, then spend another four hours shooting at a cardboard cutout of a goalie.

Lastly, Roman Malek will be working on sabatoging the Toronto Maple Leafs' and Pittsburgh Penguins' rosters in order to aid the Bruins in locking up the Adams Division title.